10 Weird Almost Nations

Got a problem with your country? Why not form one of your very own, with laws you choose yourself?

A micronation is a tiny, self-proclaimed sovereign state. Though they claim sovereignty and are often not interfered with by larger government entities, they are not recognized as official independent states (which sets them apart from microstates like The Vatican or Singapore.) There are any number of reasons someone may start a micronation: as a joke, as a form of art, for protest purposes, as a political or legal experiment, or even to conduct criminal activity. Often times a strange legal quirk (or outright loophole) gives these micronations a unique legal status. Some of them are hilarious. Some of them are interesting. Most of them are, in their own way, bizarre, unique, and strange.




1. Principality of Sealand

Size: 0.00055 km2
Population: 27 (2002 estimate)
Ruler: Michael Bates

Sealand is probably the world’s most well known micronation, and this is probably because the stories behind it are bizarre and truly intriguing. The site of Sealand is about 10 km off the coast of England, and was originally a World War II sea fort designed to deter German air raids. In 1967, Paddy Roy Bates occupied the sea fort (then called Knock John) and used it to run an off-shore pirate radio station. He and his family have claimed it as an independent sovereign nation, including issuing passports. Bates claimed that the nation was granted de facto statehood when Germany sent a diplomat there, and a 1968 UK court ruling stated that because of its location in international waters, it is outside of British jurisdiction. This is connected to what is perhaps the most fascinating event in Sealand’s history, which took place in 1978. While Bates was away, Alexander Achenbach, who refers to himself as the Prime Minister of Sealand, along with several German and Dutch compatriots, staged an armed takeover of the facility. They held Bates’s son, Michael, hostage for several days, later releasing him in the Netherlands. Bates enlisted armed help to aid him in recapturing Sealand, and raided it from helicopters. He held Achenbach and the others as prisoners of war, and while the others were released, Achenbach was not. Since he held a Sealand passport, he was charged with treason against the micronation and was held unless he paid a hefty fine. When the British government would not help, Germany sent a diplomat to negotiate his release. From time to time, rather extreme things like this have happened at Sealand, including an instance in 1990 in which a British ship was fired upon with rifles from Sealand for passing too close and “invading Sealand territory”. It was notably in the news once more in 2007, when torrenting gurus The Pirate Bay attempted to buy it in reaction to harsher copyright restrictions in Sweden, its homebase.







2. Republic of Molossia

Size: 58 km2
Population: 2-3
Ruler: President Kevin Baugh

Molossia is headquartered just outside of Dayton, Nevada, and consists of President Kevin Baugh’s home, back and front yards, and two properties he purchased in Pennsylvania and California. He styles himself after a dictator, right down to the military uniform and big sunglasses, and his micronation has been described as “a hobby taken to the nth degree.” He also claims a spot in the Pacific Ocean and 49,881 square miles on Venus. Molossia pays taxes to the United States, but officially labels this as “foreign aid”. A variety of bizarre things are banned in Molossia, including: guns, walruses, catfish, onions (and onion-like vegetables), and anything from Texas except pop star Kelly Clarkson.






3. Principality of Hutt River

Size: 75 Km2
Population: Around 20 residents and 13,000-18,000 overseas citizens
Ruler: His Royal Highness Prince Leonard I

The Principality of Hutt River (formerly Hutt River Province) was founded by Leonard Casley in 1970. The micronation was formed when the five families owning farms in the Hutt River area became involved in a legal dispute with the government of Western Australia over wheat farming quotas. Essentially, the families had produced an amount of wheat that greatly exceeded what they were told they could legally sell under a new law (1,000 times the allowed amount, in the case of Casley himself). In correspondence with the Governor, Casley was addressed as “The Administrator of the Hutt River Province”, legally entitling him to that title. He changed his title to “His Royal Highness Prince Leonard I” to take advantage of an old law stating that anyone interfering with a royal could be held for treason, and used this to justify seceding from Australia. In 1976, Australia Post stopped handling mail for the micronation, and repeated demands were made that the residents of Hutt River Province pay Australian taxes. Casley declared war on Australia as a result, and the mail began to run again (and the tax notices stopped coming.)





4. Other World Kingdom

Size: 0.02 km2
Population: Varies
Ruler: Her Royal Majesty Queen Patricia I

The Other World Kingdom is what happens when a BDSM and femdom resort in the Czech Republic declares itself a sovereign nation. It is a matriarchy, meaning that men are ruled by women, and below the queen (who is an absolute monarch) a various levels of nobility for women. The OWK’s stated purpose is to “get as many male creatures under the unlimited rule of Superior Women on as much territory as possible.” There are multiples classes for men as well, the lowest being slaves, who are stated to be “on the level of a normal farm animal.” The site, while small, consists of several buildings and outdoor areas, including multiple torture chambers. It retains its own passports, currency, police force, state flag, and national anthem.






5. Waveland

Size: 784 km2
Population: 0
Ruler: Greenpeace

The geographical site of Waveland is more properly referred to as Rockall, a rocky, uninhabited island near the United Kingdom. Its ownership is disputed by the United Kingdom, Iceland, Ireland, and Denmark. In 1997, the environmentalist organization Greenpeace briefly occupied the island in order to protest oil drilling in the area, declaring it the sovereign new state of Waveland, and offered citizenship to anyone who would take their pledge of allegiance. Since the United Kingdom claims it as its own territory, and since Greenpeace is free to move and operate in the United Kingdom, the UK government had no problem with Greenpeace’s actions and, for the most part, simply ignored them. The protest continued until 1999, when the organization financially backing the project went under. Now, all that remains is a solar-powered beacon to help ships avoid hitting the island.








6. Grand Duchy of Westarctica

Size: 1,610,000 km2
Population: 0, usually
Ruler: Jon-Lawrence Langer, Grand Duke of Westarctica

Westarctica is a wild stretch of Western Antarctica, unclaimed until 2001, when an American by the name of Travis McHenry founded it via a supposed loophole in the Antarctic Treaty, a set of agreements regarding how the international community treats Antarctica. Essentially, the Antarctic Treaty prohibits countries from claiming territory in Western Antarctica, but it does not specifically prohibit individuals from doing so. McHenry claimed his territory, then founded a country. As micronational leaders often do, he sent letters to various world governments informing them of this, but was quietly ignored. Antarctica has no native human population, and as such Westarctica has no year-round citizens. However, some research facilities have been stationed there, and the micronation both prints stamps and mints coins, which are available to collectors for purchase. In 2005, McHenry tried to annex both the Balleny Islands and Peter I Island to grow Westarctica, but nobody really took it seriously – the land already belong to New Zealand and Norway, anyways.






7. Nation of Celestial Space

Size: The Entire Universe (minus Earth)
Population: Unknown?
Ruler: Founder & First Representative James Thomas Mangan

In 1949, American James Mangan went to the office of the Recorder of Deeds and Titles in Cook County, Illinois and laid claim to the entirety of space. The goal was to claim it on behalf of all of humanity, so that no one country might claim territory in space later. In 1948, Mangan presumably penned The Declaration by the Nation of Celestial Space, asserting that Celestia’s aim was to “secure for sympathetic people, wherever they may live, the beauties and benefits of a vast domain yet unclaimed by any state or nation.” The idea of Celestia seems to have died along with its founder, but it did receive a rare honor for a micronation in 1958, when its flag was flown at the United Nations building in New York City along with those of the other members of the United Nations.





8. Rose Island

Size: 0.0004 km2
Population: Varied
Ruler: President Giorgio Rosa

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa created a man-made platform off the coast of Rimini, Italy. It had a number of amenities to cater to tourists, including a restaurant, nightclub, and souvenir shop. In 1968, Rosa declared independence from Italy, and the Italian government’s reaction was not the typical response of world governments (to largely ignore the micronational leader). Rather, Italian authorities saw Rosa’s project as an attempt at making tourism money while avoiding paying taxes. Four military police officers and tax collectors were dispatched to the island to take control. After seizing control of the platform, the Italian Navy used explosives to dramatically detonate the platform, annihilating it entirely.






9. Operation Atlantis

Size: One Boat
Population: Varied
Ruler: Werner Stiefel

Operation Atlantis was a project headed by Werner Stiefel and launched in 1971, which aimed to create a libertarian community in international waters, free of the control of any larger national government. Stiefel and his associates supposedly hoped to create an artificial island in the Carribean, but the voyage was ill-fated from the beginning. They launched in the Hudson River at high tide, but when the tide went out the ship was left stranded in the mud. It was top-heavy, and it nearly capsized when the structure began to ice over while crossing New York harbor. A propeller shaft broke off later, near South Carolina. Finally, it limped its way into the Bahamas and set down anchor, but sunk during a hurricane.






10. Kingdom of Talossa

Size: 13 km2 , plus a large stretch of Antarctica.
Population: 120
Ruler: King John I

14-year-old Wisconsin native Robert Madison founded the Kingdom of Talossa in 1979, initially claiming only his bedroom. As he grew up, he claimed more territory, eventually including a large part of Milwaukee’s East Side and two islands in Antarctica and France. Talossa developed in obscurity throughout Madison’s teen years, but was featured in notable publications like The New York Times and Wired, and subsequently appeared in newspapers and magazines world-wide. Most of Talossa’s “citizens” (more accurately “members”, perhaps) came to know Talossa through Madison’s website. Eventually, some of Talossa’s citizens became frustrated with Madison, suggesting that he had become autocratic and generally intolerable in his actions as leader, which included trumping up false charges of domestic abuse against one of his citizens. About 20 citizens seceded from the micronation, starting their own micronation called The Republic of Talossa. The most recent leader, John Woolley, was chosen in 2007, so this one is still going strong.




Whether or not these micronations are considered legal sovereign states by other nations (they aren’t), the fact still remains that they are intriguing experiments in nation creation and force discussion on what precisely being independent from a larger government actually means. Even when they’re just created for fun, the results are worth examination.

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